THE CONFEDERATION OF BASEBALL DUNCES
04/04/2050
 
ALLIANCE LEAGUE PREDICTED STANDINGS BONEHEADS DIVISION
Team W L PCT GB Runs AVG HR SB Runs against ERA K BB
Brooklyn Knights 79 83 .488 - 766 .264 207 59 788 4.57 1438 537
Hanoi Dragon Warriors 79 83 .488 - 772 .265 204 43 793 4.67 1508 518
Havana Sugar Kings 79 83 .488 - 858 .271 217 181 820 4.81 1473 509
Detroit Pizzas 65 97 .401 14 670 .267 143 104 852 4.88 1458 691
ALLIANCE LEAGUE PREDICTED STANDINGS DIMWITS DIVISION
Team W L PCT GB Runs AVG HR SB Runs against ERA K BB
Buffalo Buffalo 92 70 .568 - 834 .276 185 100 705 4.04 1506 565
Portland Beavers 90 72 .556 2 872 .279 246 86 811 4.69 1431 527
Yellowstone Super Volcano 86 76 .531 6 756 .261 201 165 747 4.30 1511 604
Los Angeles Kings 79 83 .488 13 756 .274 187 54 721 4.23 1430 470
TOP HITTERS
Player Team G AB HR RBI SB AVG OBP SLG
L. Spradley, LF POR 154 566 38 122 8 .337 .418 .633
J. Engels, RF HSK 145 576 39 128 0 .347 .431 .611
S. Gleghorn, RF BUF 139 471 39 107 3 .327 .407 .639
C. Dawson, 1B HAN 156 663 50 116 8 .285 .348 .575
B. Olson, RF HSK 155 690 17 61 109 .291 .344 .436
M. Estrada, 3B POR 145 515 34 107 0 .317 .401 .559
P. Rader, 1B BUF 156 575 28 111 1 .311 .389 .520
E. Heckman, 2B LAK 162 678 16 73 20 .299 .371 .450
Z. Lambert, RF LAK 150 556 15 79 4 .326 .417 .487
J. Sunday, RF HAN 144 568 31 94 1 .287 .357 .516
TOP PITCHERS
Player Team G W L S ERA IP HA BB K K/9
J. Frick YEL 30 18 9 0 2.92 224.2 195 66 241 9.65
J. Scothorn POR 33 20 8 0 3.48 240.2 232 62 248 9.27
N. Rennie HAN 33 10 11 0 3.66 199.0 166 64 275 12.44
K. Tae HSK 35 16 12 0 4.27 250.2 269 58 224 8.04
J. Davis LAK 33 14 11 0 3.78 216.2 211 57 209 8.68
T. Ramos HAN 33 10 9 0 3.71 194.0 182 77 203 9.42
J. Miller BUF 31 13 11 0 3.44 209.0 207 71 222 9.56
Z. Alvarez HSK 33 15 9 0 4.37 214.1 228 69 220 9.24
S. Wilkerson LAK 33 12 10 0 3.99 200.2 200 57 215 9.64
A. Madsen YEL 29 9 9 0 3.73 186.0 175 66 204 9.87
FEDERATION LEAGUE PREDICTED STANDINGS KNUCKLEHEADS DIVISION
Team W L PCT GB Runs AVG HR SB Runs against ERA K BB
Dublin Porters 88 74 .543 - 757 .254 219 38 744 4.33 1471 493
Arizona Desert Storm 83 79 .512 5 776 .268 194 64 785 4.63 1492 559
Kyiv Cossacks 80 82 .494 8 806 .269 197 140 788 4.54 1344 577
East Haddam Hyenas 66 96 .407 22 742 .251 202 44 956 5.61 1521 552
FEDERATION LEAGUE PREDICTED STANDINGS BIRDBRAINS DIVISION
Team W L PCT GB Runs AVG HR SB Runs against ERA K BB
St. Louis Archies 102 60 .630 - 905 .291 216 116 666 3.81 1584 475
Osaka Takoyaki 88 74 .543 14 797 .270 192 168 740 4.38 1414 465
Sudbury Blueberry Bulldogs 84 78 .519 18 817 .261 219 138 761 4.46 1462 570
Waikiki Wayfinders 61 101 .377 41 660 .242 174 46 867 4.99 1364 630
TOP HITTERS
Player Team G AB HR RBI SB AVG OBP SLG
S. Clark, LF OSA 158 592 24 104 60 .372 .418 .596
J. Jeffries, CF SUD 151 573 34 106 37 .298 .363 .536
C. Nicotra, 1B CSS 155 592 39 112 2 .282 .355 .535
M. Carvalho, 3B SUD 148 562 22 79 27 .308 .414 .488
E. Garcia, LF ARI 156 690 27 88 21 .294 .333 .494
R. Garcia, CF CSS 149 569 24 96 22 .318 .385 .518
B. Cifelli, 1B STL 140 507 33 108 16 .280 .380 .536
J. Conners, 3B EHA 149 564 33 84 2 .271 .365 .498
B. Potgeter, LF ARI 150 602 40 120 9 .277 .346 .538
C. Jimenez, 1B WAI 159 548 26 81 4 .277 .397 .471
TOP PITCHERS
Player Team G W L S ERA IP HA BB K K/9
K. Gordam DUB 34 15 10 0 3.71 247.2 214 75 340 12.36
K. Spencer ARI 33 16 7 0 3.49 224.1 209 49 246 9.87
J. Freeland SUD 33 14 10 0 3.35 223.0 200 64 269 10.86
R. Cook ARI 33 15 8 0 4.03 239.0 237 55 241 9.08
N. Edmondson STL 33 15 9 0 3.22 226.2 198 58 248 9.85
S. Hay STL 33 15 8 0 3.43 217.2 193 60 233 9.63
H. Kim OSA 33 18 7 0 3.68 227.2 224 60 214 8.46
J. Harrington STL 33 16 6 0 3.83 207.0 174 76 253 11.00
M. Ricketts STL 33 16 9 0 4.10 208.2 186 70 235 10.14
B. Richardson SUD 31 12 10 0 4.09 211.1 205 70 204 8.69
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