THE CONFEDERATION OF BASEBALL DUNCES
04/07/2053
 
ALLIANCE LEAGUE PREDICTED STANDINGS BONEHEADS DIVISION
Team W L PCT GB Runs AVG HR SB Runs against ERA K BB
Havana Sugar Kings 94 68 .580 - 816 .279 194 123 743 4.34 1406 524
Brooklyn Knights 72 90 .444 22 763 .272 185 51 833 4.94 1424 557
Hanoi Dragon Warriors 71 91 .438 23 696 .264 161 60 804 4.63 1231 509
Detroit Pizzas 70 92 .432 24 701 .264 178 45 826 4.78 1331 617
ALLIANCE LEAGUE PREDICTED STANDINGS DIMWITS DIVISION
Team W L PCT GB Runs AVG HR SB Runs against ERA K BB
Los Angeles Kings 86 76 .531 - 819 .281 168 132 737 4.31 1537 564
Yellowstone Super Volcano 85 77 .525 1 715 .256 188 56 662 3.72 1293 431
Buffalo Buffalo 83 79 .512 3 747 .274 147 44 727 4.28 1415 479
Wilmington Blue Rocks 78 84 .481 8 732 .269 162 25 762 4.40 1305 532
TOP HITTERS
Player Team G AB HR RBI SB AVG OBP SLG
B. Olson, 1B HSK 150 628 20 77 57 .322 .385 .508
K. Mars, 3B HSK 145 558 45 125 13 .294 .382 .575
J. Engels, RF HSK 144 584 23 105 1 .346 .407 .527
R. Cooper, CF LAK 151 586 27 110 20 .324 .385 .556
J. McCauley, 1B WIL 161 665 20 106 0 .323 .375 .501
S. Gleghorn, LF BUF 144 539 31 98 1 .304 .377 .549
W. Ramirez, CF BKK 134 391 22 73 16 .350 .433 .606
P. Rader, 1B BUF 149 583 21 91 1 .305 .385 .479
M. Carvalho, 1B LAK 152 589 22 77 29 .282 .385 .455
B. Blank, LF YEL 157 575 21 74 2 .292 .375 .473
TOP PITCHERS
Player Team G W L S ERA IP HA BB K K/9
J. Avery LAK 33 14 8 0 3.26 223.2 216 73 292 11.75
Z. Alvarez HSK 32 16 7 0 2.81 208.1 193 58 235 10.15
N. Rennie HSK 33 16 7 0 3.21 196.0 182 60 281 12.90
J. Scothorn WIL 33 13 10 0 3.38 215.2 202 67 211 8.81
M. Martinez YEL 29 12 7 0 2.88 187.1 145 44 218 10.47
J. Davis YEL 29 11 8 0 3.17 193.1 175 53 177 8.24
E. McKinney HSK 32 15 6 0 3.94 185.0 196 67 201 9.78
S. Gleghorn BUF 33 11 11 0 3.77 202.2 205 63 225 9.99
A. Watkins LAK 33 13 11 0 4.24 204.0 240 53 208 9.18
E. Alexander LAK 32 14 8 0 3.97 188.0 187 73 177 8.47
FEDERATION LEAGUE PREDICTED STANDINGS KNUCKLEHEADS DIVISION
Team W L PCT GB Runs AVG HR SB Runs against ERA K BB
Dublin Porters 92 70 .568 - 872 .279 194 48 773 4.48 1494 587
Kyiv Cossacks 89 73 .549 3 829 .272 172 79 764 4.55 1430 616
East Haddam Hyenas 71 91 .438 21 751 .259 201 23 809 4.76 1478 632
Arizona Scorpions 70 92 .432 22 748 .268 170 34 885 5.29 1331 644
FEDERATION LEAGUE PREDICTED STANDINGS BIRDBRAINS DIVISION
Team W L PCT GB Runs AVG HR SB Runs against ERA K BB
St. Louis Archies 98 64 .605 - 831 .276 190 63 649 3.83 1558 474
Osaka Takoyaki 95 67 .586 3 916 .287 188 65 768 4.46 1340 603
Waikiki Wayfinders 79 83 .488 19 765 .256 194 36 819 4.74 1292 623
Sudbury Blueberry Bulldogs 67 95 .414 31 727 .254 149 52 868 5.10 1323 649
TOP HITTERS
Player Team G AB HR RBI SB AVG OBP SLG
E. Gonzalez, LF DUB 148 586 40 136 8 .323 .391 .599
S. Clark, LF OSA 154 646 14 93 28 .356 .388 .525
J. Redondo, 2B OSA 154 565 29 128 5 .324 .427 .556
K. William, 1B CSS 149 551 27 81 15 .294 .403 .525
G. Hilbert, RF DUB 146 602 28 111 4 .297 .361 .497
J. Pegoretti, RF OSA 151 607 18 104 2 .321 .381 .494
L. Spradley, CF WAI 156 558 31 86 4 .280 .374 .520
N. Abitia, 2B CSS 150 556 20 90 13 .290 .387 .482
A. Salinas, SS CSS 146 598 15 95 14 .313 .373 .487
D. Bland, RF EHA 146 529 29 92 0 .257 .375 .488
TOP PITCHERS
Player Team G W L S ERA IP HA BB K K/9
J. Gutierrez STL 33 21 8 0 2.67 225.2 178 60 278 11.09
S. Ashcraft EHA 35 13 11 0 2.89 208.1 182 82 280 12.10
M. Ricketts STL 33 15 8 0 3.39 201.2 185 61 205 9.15
J. Harrington STL 33 20 7 0 3.65 200.0 172 61 207 9.31
R. Cook STL 33 15 14 0 4.04 227.0 241 60 213 8.44
B. Verville DUB 33 18 8 0 3.61 214.2 208 59 208 8.72
H. Durazo CSS 33 13 11 0 3.54 205.2 198 60 236 10.33
J. Gold ARI 35 12 13 0 3.97 208.1 200 99 219 9.46
T. Bunch DUB 33 13 8 0 4.47 187.1 184 93 236 11.34
E. Beasley OSA 33 15 9 0 3.76 191.1 180 79 188 8.84
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