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PODOLSKY INJURED TRYING TO UNJAM GARAGE DOOR
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Podolsky Injured Trying to Unjam Garage Door
Thursday, October 13th , 2050
Yellowstone closer Ryan Podolsky will be out of service for approximately 2 weeks after suffering a bruised wrist. The injury occurred as Podolsky was reportedly attempting to unjam his garage door. X-rays showed no signs of breakage, but according to team medical staff, there is a significant bone bruise. When reached for comment, Podolsky simply replied, "It was just a matter of carelessness on my part. I'm going to rest it for now and I should be back in action in a couple of weeks."
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