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3-HR DREAM GAME FOR CARAVAGGIO
10/13/2049
 
3-HR Dream Game for Caravaggio
Friday, October 8th , 2049
Detroit Pizzas right fielder Jose Caravaggio put on a dazzling display of power at The Nest against the Hanoi Dragon Warriors. In the 7-2 Pizzas victory, Caravaggio penned his name into the record books, slamming a trio of home runs in one of baseball's finest single-day efforts.

"He can hit them out anywhere, right, center, left, it doesn't matter," Hanoi manager GM Schnee said. "He's super strong and stays on the ball so well."

Along with his three home runs, the 27-year-old had 4 hits in 4 at-bats, 5 RBIs and 3 runs scored.

"Life will always throw you curves, just keep fouling them off," Caravaggio said after the game, when asked about his hitting philosophy. "The right pitch will come, and when it does, be prepared to run the bases. Or trot around them, like I did today."

Jose Caravaggio doubled in the 1st, walked in the 3rd, hit a two-run home run off Nick Rennie in the 5th, hit a two-run home run off Rafael Torres in the 7th and hit a solo-shot off Eduardo Tinoco in the 9th.

For the season, Caravaggio is hitting at a .326 clip with 31 home runs, 98 RBIs and has scored 109 runs. He has 199 hits, 66 walks and a .395 on-base percentage.
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