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SOMEONE GOT BUSTED! JOE JOHNSON PAYS FOR CLUBHOUSE MISHAP
08/17/2051
 
Someone Got Busted! Joe Johnson Pays for Clubhouse Mishap
Monday, July 31st , 2051
Apparently the Waikiki kangaroo court really is in effect.

Youngster Joe Johnson was fined $100 by judge Setsujiro Takahashi for the seemingly harmless infraction of stepping on the team logo in the middle of the clubhouse floor.

"That's a big no-no," Takahashi said. "Come on, you should know better than that - walk around the logo!"

Other teammates agreed as Johnson hung his head in shame and grudgingly forked over the $100 bill.

"Let this serve as a lesson," added Takahashi. "Don't mess with the kangaroo court or you will pay!"
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