THE CONFEDERATION OF BASEBALL DUNCES
ABITIA JACKS 3 INTO THE STANDS
07/13/2051
 
Abitia Jacks 3 into the Stands
Monday, July 3rd , 2051
Fans are still buzzing after Kyiv whipped the Buffalo Buffalo by the score of 8-7 at Kyiv Grounds.

Noah Abitia smashed three home runs in the contest, a feat that would be a career highlight for most players and few fans ever see. In a tremendous performance, the second baseman bashed out 3 hits in 5 at-bats, had 4 RBIs and scored 3 times.

At the postgame press conference, Abitia said it was an "unbelievable" feeling to hit three home runs in a game.

"Getting one homer is special, and two is great," Abitia said. "Three is just... wow."

Noah Abitia hit a solo-shot off Daniel Bojorquez in the 1st, hit a solo-shot off Daniel Bojorquez in the 4th, hit a two-run home run off Daniel Bojorquez in the 6th, flied out in the 7th and struck out in the 9th.

Abitia is currently batting .301 with 11 home runs, 57 runs scored and 45 RBIs. His OBP is .383.
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