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HERNANDEZ CUTS SELF BADLY WITH KITCHEN KNIFE
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Hernandez Cuts Self Badly with Kitchen Knife
Thursday, June 5th , 2053
Super Volcano reliever Daniel Hernandez received medical attention yesterday after accidentally cutting himself with a kitchen knife at his home. Hernandez was apparently preparing lunch when the knife he was using slipped and cut a large gash in his left ring finger. The cut required 7 stitches and will reportedly keep Hernandez out of action for 2 weeks.
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