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ABITIA TAGS 3 HR AGAINST HYENAS
08/08/2047
 
Abitia Tags 3 HR Against Hyenas
Sunday, August 4th , 2047
Noah Abitia was sending souvenirs to the sun gods all game long in the 9-3 Kyiv Cossacks triumph at Ballpark of East Haddam.

The 27-year-old put on a show for fans, launching not one, not two, but three home runs into the stands and powering the Cossacks past the East Haddam Hyenas.

"One homer's good, two's great, three's out of sight," Abitia told BNN reporters after the game. "I can't wait until next game. I really feel good at the plate."

The second baseman went 3-for-4, rung up 5 RBIs and scored 3 runs on his record-setting day.

Noah Abitia walked in the 1st, hit a solo-shot off Edgar Hernandez in the 3rd, hit a solo-shot off Edgar Hernandez in the 5th, flied out in the 7th and hit a three-run home run off Ryan Kamps in the 9th.

For the year, Abitia is batting .285 with 18 home runs, 61 RBIs and 83 runs scored.
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