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WANZHA GOES DOWNTOWN 3 TIMES AGAINST COSSACKS
04/26/2049
 
Wanzha Goes Downtown 3 Times Against Cossacks
Thursday, April 8th , 2049
Anyone wearing a glove and sitting in the bleachers for today's Hyenas-Cossacks game had a good chance at snagging a home run ball.

East Haddam first baseman Vladsislas Wanzha thrice sent eager fans scurrying to catch a souvenir, helping lead the East Haddam to a win, 14-10, over Kyiv.

"Hey, the three homers were great, but I'm just trying to help my ballclub," Wanzha said later. "I'm not going out there thinking I need another home run."

Wanzha, who finished 3rd in the FL in RBI with 108 last year, was 4-for-6 on the day with 6 runs batted in.

Vladsislas Wanzha struck out in the 1st, hit a solo-shot off Bill Williams in the 4th, hit a three-run home run off Bill Williams in the 6th, singled in the 7th, flied out in the 8th and hit a two-run home run off Jimmy Gold in the 10th.
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