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3-HOMER HAT TRICK FOR MARSHALL
05/16/2050
 
3-Homer Hat Trick for Marshall
Thursday, May 12th , 2050
Fans seated in the bleacher section at Desert Storm Stadium were taking cover all day long as Jay Marshall zeroed in on them, rattling three long blasts off the seats in a display of Herculean power.

The big game from the Arizona first baseman helped the Desert Storm take the victory, 15-1, over the Yellowstone Super Volcano.

"I told myself not to press on the last one," he told reporters in the postgame press conference. "I knew I couldn't force it -- it has to be a nice easy swing."

For the game, he collected 5 hits in 5 at-bats, drove in 8 and scored 4 runs.

Jay Marshall hit an RBI double in the 1st, hit a three-run home run off Justin Kowalick in the 2nd, hit a two-run home run off Brandon Brester in the 4th, singled in the 5th and hit a two-run home run off Brandon Brester in the 7th.

This season, Marshall is batting at a .311 clip with 7 home runs and 24 RBIs.
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