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Breaking CBD News: Arbitration Hearings Monday, November 22nd , 2049 As players, arbitrators and team representatives arrive for today's salary arbitration hearings, a sense of anxiety can be felt across The Confederation of Baseball Dunces. Only the arbitrator, a man who will never hit a home run or pitch a no-hitter, will determine the winners and losers, while onlookers settle in for a restless night of sleep. General managers and owners can feel satisfied that, at least when the decisions are announced tomorrow, they will have a better understanding of their financial picture heading into the offseason. |
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