THE CONFEDERATION OF BASEBALL DUNCES
BATTING REPORT
08/01/2050
 
ALLIANCE LEAGUE BONEHEADS DIVISION BATTING
Team W L PCT GB AVG HR R AB H 2B 3B BB K OBP SLG OPS SB
Detroit Pizzas 63 42 .600 - .286 123 529 3744 1070 204 12 332 805 .347 .445 .792 56
Brooklyn Knights 60 45 .571 3 .273 151 547 3670 1003 158 11 368 980 .345 .446 .791 46
Havana Sugar Kings 58 45 .563 4 .268 123 474 3543 950 162 9 327 965 .333 .423 .756 95
Hanoi Dragon Warriors 53 50 .515 9 .272 148 522 3639 990 208 7 360 980 .342 .455 .797 22
ALLIANCE LEAGUE DIMWITS DIVISION BATTING
Team W L PCT GB AVG HR R AB H 2B 3B BB K OBP SLG OPS SB
Yellowstone Super Volcano 55 48 .534 - .244 120 437 3516 858 163 7 303 952 .310 .397 .707 121
Portland Beavers 54 50 .519 .264 139 478 3555 938 189 10 293 891 .326 .440 .766 35
Buffalo Buffalo 51 54 .486 5 .266 116 467 3610 962 172 12 327 869 .332 .417 .749 65
Los Angeles Kings 35 69 .337 20½ .257 105 462 3669 943 189 2 369 922 .330 .395 .725 27
ALLIANCE LEAGUE TOTALS
W L PCT GB AVG HR R AB H 2B 3B BB K OBP SLG OPS SB
TOTALS .266 1025 3916 28946 7714 1445 70 2679 7364 .333 .427 .761 467
FEDERATION LEAGUE KNUCKLEHEADS DIVISION BATTING
Team W L PCT GB AVG HR R AB H 2B 3B BB K OBP SLG OPS SB
Kyiv Cossacks 57 47 .548 - .271 145 566 3567 965 222 16 341 976 .341 .464 .804 102
Arizona Desert Storm 53 52 .505 .267 130 525 3666 979 182 10 307 809 .328 .429 .757 37
Dublin Porters 49 56 .467 .255 126 453 3601 917 204 8 363 987 .328 .421 .749 22
East Haddam Hyenas 40 64 .385 17 .252 131 459 3594 907 175 3 350 1066 .324 .412 .736 37
FEDERATION LEAGUE BIRDBRAINS DIVISION BATTING
Team W L PCT GB AVG HR R AB H 2B 3B BB K OBP SLG OPS SB
St. Louis Archies 64 40 .615 - .285 130 571 3666 1043 192 13 343 833 .351 .450 .801 70
Sudbury Blueberry Bulldogs 55 50 .524 .258 134 506 3590 926 172 8 359 974 .330 .422 .752 74
Osaka Takoyaki 45 60 .429 19½ .244 80 393 3548 866 168 8 309 1003 .307 .364 .671 88
Waikiki Wayfinders 42 62 .404 22 .240 99 405 3599 862 144 11 343 1038 .312 .368 .680 30
FEDERATION LEAGUE TOTALS
W L PCT GB AVG HR R AB H 2B 3B BB K OBP SLG OPS SB
TOTALS .259 975 3878 28831 7465 1459 77 2715 7686 .328 .416 .744 460
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