THE CONFEDERATION OF BASEBALL DUNCES
BATTING REPORT
09/27/2049
 
ALLIANCE LEAGUE BONEHEADS DIVISION BATTING
Team W L PCT GB AVG HR R AB H 2B 3B BB K OBP SLG OPS SB
Detroit Pizzas 92 64 .590 - .285 175 784 5701 1623 336 13 467 1313 .342 .440 .783 67
Havana Sugar Kings 86 70 .551 6 .268 199 807 5454 1459 263 22 548 1468 .337 .433 .770 97
Hanoi Dragon Warriors 82 74 .526 10 .273 198 754 5521 1506 313 20 467 1486 .335 .444 .779 52
Brooklyn Knights 76 80 .487 16 .267 206 732 5434 1452 291 11 468 1403 .332 .439 .770 45
ALLIANCE LEAGUE DIMWITS DIVISION BATTING
Team W L PCT GB AVG HR R AB H 2B 3B BB K OBP SLG OPS SB
Portland Beavers 80 76 .513 - .277 218 781 5451 1512 295 13 509 1343 .344 .456 .800 56
Buffalo Buffalo 74 82 .474 6 .257 127 620 5276 1358 262 10 420 1257 .317 .383 .700 104
Yellowstone Super Volcano 69 87 .442 11 .250 162 675 5317 1330 271 15 453 1406 .317 .398 .715 131
Los Angeles Kings 67 89 .429 13 .258 152 636 5384 1390 266 10 417 1364 .315 .396 .711 55
ALLIANCE LEAGUE TOTALS
W L PCT GB AVG HR R AB H 2B 3B BB K OBP SLG OPS SB
TOTALS .267 1437 5789 43538 11630 2297 114 3749 11040 .330 .424 .754 607
FEDERATION LEAGUE KNUCKLEHEADS DIVISION BATTING
Team W L PCT GB AVG HR R AB H 2B 3B BB K OBP SLG OPS SB
Arizona Desert Storm 90 66 .577 - .285 259 902 5510 1568 266 20 528 1347 .350 .481 .831 51
Dublin Porters 84 72 .538 6 .257 204 763 5380 1385 253 12 553 1448 .332 .423 .754 39
Kyiv Cossacks 74 82 .474 16 .262 170 755 5443 1426 293 24 591 1490 .341 .418 .759 111
East Haddam Hyenas 65 91 .417 25 .252 171 687 5420 1367 273 14 517 1618 .322 .402 .724 49
FEDERATION LEAGUE BIRDBRAINS DIVISION BATTING
Team W L PCT GB AVG HR R AB H 2B 3B BB K OBP SLG OPS SB
St. Louis Archies 96 60 .615 - .281 212 840 5445 1532 273 21 539 1261 .349 .456 .806 132
Sudbury Blueberry Bulldogs 81 75 .519 15 .270 198 791 5430 1467 282 13 563 1412 .345 .436 .781 112
Memphis Chicks 75 81 .481 21 .255 165 709 5318 1357 268 20 499 1414 .323 .406 .729 208
Lansing Red Storm 57 99 .365 39 .255 168 685 5384 1372 285 11 444 1209 .318 .405 .723 34
FEDERATION LEAGUE TOTALS
W L PCT GB AVG HR R AB H 2B 3B BB K OBP SLG OPS SB
TOTALS .265 1547 6132 43330 11474 2193 135 4234 11199 .335 .429 .764 736
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