THE CONFEDERATION OF BASEBALL DUNCES
BATTING REPORT
05/16/2050
 
ALLIANCE LEAGUE BONEHEADS DIVISION BATTING
Team W L PCT GB AVG HR R AB H 2B 3B BB K OBP SLG OPS SB
Brooklyn Knights 24 14 .632 - .281 47 204 1353 380 61 2 130 353 .351 .433 .784 16
Detroit Pizzas 20 18 .526 4 .276 32 178 1328 366 76 4 123 296 .339 .411 .750 20
Havana Sugar Kings 18 18 .500 5 .257 37 146 1205 310 54 3 108 313 .320 .399 .719 42
Hanoi Dragon Warriors 18 19 .486 .277 60 183 1312 363 77 1 135 343 .349 .474 .823 8
ALLIANCE LEAGUE DIMWITS DIVISION BATTING
Team W L PCT GB AVG HR R AB H 2B 3B BB K OBP SLG OPS SB
Yellowstone Super Volcano 23 13 .639 - .251 49 170 1267 318 64 2 101 348 .312 .421 .733 40
Portland Beavers 20 17 .541 .284 51 182 1276 362 75 3 103 316 .344 .467 .811 18
Buffalo Buffalo 19 19 .500 5 .261 29 147 1293 338 62 3 101 292 .320 .381 .701 22
Los Angeles Kings 12 26 .316 12 .248 42 155 1314 326 63 0 139 348 .324 .392 .716 10
ALLIANCE LEAGUE TOTALS
W L PCT GB AVG HR R AB H 2B 3B BB K OBP SLG OPS SB
TOTALS .267 347 1365 10348 2763 532 18 940 2609 .333 .422 .755 176
FEDERATION LEAGUE KNUCKLEHEADS DIVISION BATTING
Team W L PCT GB AVG HR R AB H 2B 3B BB K OBP SLG OPS SB
Arizona Desert Storm 23 15 .605 - .285 64 247 1364 389 68 5 126 288 .348 .483 .831 15
Kyiv Cossacks 18 19 .486 .266 54 203 1293 344 78 8 130 366 .342 .464 .806 38
Dublin Porters 18 20 .474 5 .257 48 176 1340 345 69 2 124 367 .327 .419 .746 10
East Haddam Hyenas 15 23 .395 8 .258 56 185 1341 346 70 1 120 384 .326 .437 .763 19
FEDERATION LEAGUE BIRDBRAINS DIVISION BATTING
Team W L PCT GB AVG HR R AB H 2B 3B BB K OBP SLG OPS SB
St. Louis Archies 24 14 .632 - .289 48 216 1374 397 66 6 141 312 .359 .451 .809 32
Sudbury Blueberry Bulldogs 23 15 .605 1 .269 55 213 1322 356 61 3 133 365 .341 .445 .785 30
Osaka Takoyaki 13 25 .342 11 .249 35 138 1304 325 58 3 111 394 .310 .379 .689 21
Waikiki Wayfinders 12 25 .324 11½ .240 36 137 1267 304 51 5 108 352 .308 .373 .681 12
FEDERATION LEAGUE TOTALS
W L PCT GB AVG HR R AB H 2B 3B BB K OBP SLG OPS SB
TOTALS .265 396 1515 10605 2806 521 33 993 2828 .333 .432 .765 177
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