THE CONFEDERATION OF BASEBALL DUNCES
ST. LOUIS ARCHIES AT DETROIT PIZZAS
04/11/2050
 
THE CONFEDERATION OF BASEBALL DUNCES
ST. LOUIS ARCHIES AT DETROIT PIZZAS
GAME ID: 49 - MONDAY, APRIL 11TH , 2050 - GAME LOG
  1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 R H E
St. Louis Archies (5-2) 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 9 1
Detroit Pizzas (4-3) 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 X 2 9 1
Pizzas Best Archies in Pitching Duel
In a low-scoring contest between the Detroit Pizzas and the St. Louis Archies, Phil Beard, who finished 5th in the AL in strikeouts with 233 last year, proved to be the difference. The Detroit right-hander earned props for his performance in the 2-1 Pizzas win. In 6.1 innings, Beard surrendered 6 hits, while striking out 5 and walking 4. He allowed 1 run. The loss lowers the St. Louis record to 5-2.

The Pizzas got a big at-bat from left fielder Mike Deaner. For the game, Deaner was 1 for 4 with a home run, while adding 2 RBI and scoring once. In the bottom of the third, with a runner on 1st, he stroked a 2-run home run. His 1st home run of the season gave Detroit a 2-1 lead.

"At the end of the day, it's always about your starting pitcher," said Detroit skipper Evan Compton.
ST. LOUIS BATTING LINESCORE DETROIT BATTING LINESCORE
Player AB R H RBI BB K LOB AVG HR RBI
A. Salgado CF 4 0 2 0 1 0 1 .276 0 3
D. Sims LF 4 0 1 0 1 0 2 .348 2 2
A. Garcia 2B 4 0 0 0 1 2 3 .167 2 5
B. Cifelli 1B 3 0 0 0 2 0 3 .280 2 7
D. Cuello DH 4 0 0 0 0 0 4 .286 0 1
J. Robertson RF 4 1 2 0 0 2 0 .419 2 4
J. Stanton 3B 4 0 3 0 0 1 1 .357 0 3
D. Funk C 3 0 0 0 0 0 4 .136 1 4
A. Pimentel SS 4 0 1 1 0 1 2 .346 0 3
Totals 34 1 9 1 5 6 20      
BATTING
Doubles: A. Pimentel (4, 2nd Inning off P. Beard, 1 on, 2 outs)
Triples: A. Salgado (1, 7th Inning off P. Beard, 0 on, 1 out)
Total Bases: A. Salgado 4 , D. Sims , J. Robertson 2 , J. Stanton 3 , A. Pimentel 2
2-out RBI: A. Pimentel
Runners left in scoring position, 2 outs: A. Salgado , A. Garcia , B. Cifelli , D. Cuello 2 , D. Funk
Sac Bunt: D. Funk
Team LOB: 12

BASERUNNING
SB: B. Cifelli (2)
CS: J. Stanton (2)

FIELDING
Errors: A. Garcia (1)
Player AB R H RBI BB K LOB AVG HR RBI
M. Deaner LF 4 1 1 2 0 0 4 .167 1 2
J. Naylor 1B 4 0 0 0 0 1 1 .182 0 1
J. Caravaggio RF 4 0 1 0 0 0 1 .296 0 1
B. Brymer C 4 0 0 0 0 1 1 .222 1 3
C. Adams CF 4 0 0 0 0 1 0 .200 0 3
A. Ressler 2B 4 0 2 0 0 1 0 .269 2 4
R. Hamburg DH 4 0 2 0 0 0 2 .278 2 3
C. Hinkle 3B 3 0 1 0 0 1 2 .273 0 2
A. Grizzle SS 3 1 2 0 0 0 2 .231 1 2
Totals 34 2 9 2 0 5 13      
BATTING
Doubles: J. Caravaggio (2, 1st Inning off S. Ouchi, 0 on, 2 outs) , A. Ressler (1, 2nd Inning off S. Ouchi, 0 on, 1 out)
Home Runs: M. Deaner (1, 3rd Inning off S. Ouchi, 1 on, 0 outs)
Total Bases: M. Deaner 4 , J. Caravaggio 2 , A. Ressler 3 , R. Hamburg 2 , C. Hinkle , A. Grizzle 2
Runners left in scoring position, 2 outs: M. Deaner , B. Brymer , C. Hinkle , A. Grizzle
Team LOB: 8

FIELDING
Errors: B. Brymer (1)
OF assists: 1 (Caravaggio(Stanton at home))
ST. LOUIS PITCHING LINESCORE DETROIT PITCHING LINESCORE
Player IP H R ER BB K HR PI ERA   
S. Ouchi L (1-1) 8.0 9 2 2 0 5 1 109 3.38   
PITCHING
Game Score: S. Ouchi 61
Batters Faced: S. Ouchi 34
Ground Outs - Fly Outs: S. Ouchi 6-13
Pitches - Strikes: S. Ouchi 109-75
Player IP H R ER BB K HR PI ERA   
P. Beard W (2-0) 6.1 6 1 1 4 5 0 109 1.46   
N. Spinks H (1) 0.2 0 0 0 0 1 0 10 10.80   
J. Bautista SV (1) 2.0 3 0 0 1 0 0 36 0.00   
PITCHING
Game Score: P. Beard 58
Batters Faced: P. Beard 28, N. Spinks 2, J. Bautista 10
Ground Outs - Fly Outs: P. Beard 6-7, N. Spinks 1-0, J. Bautista 4-2
Pitches - Strikes: P. Beard 109-64, N. Spinks 10-5, J. Bautista 36-22
Inherited Runners - Scored: N. Spinks 1-0
GAME NOTES
Player of the Game: Phil Beard
Ballpark: Pizzas Ballpark
Weather: Clear skies (51 degrees), wind blowing in from left at 10 mph
Start Time: 7:05 PM ET
Time: 3:05
Attendance: 34340
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