THE CONFEDERATION OF BASEBALL DUNCES
ST. LOUIS ARCHIES AT KYIV COSSACKS
05/04/2050
 
THE CONFEDERATION OF BASEBALL DUNCES
ST. LOUIS ARCHIES AT KYIV COSSACKS
GAME ID: 211 - WEDNESDAY, MAY 4TH , 2050 - GAME LOG
  1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 R H E
St. Louis Archies (17-10) 2 0 0 0 2 0 2 0 2 8 8 0
Kyiv Cossacks (14-12) 0 0 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 3 8 0
Funk Hits 2 home runs in Archies Win
St. Louis took on Kyiv in front of a lively crowd.

The St. Louis Archies defeated the Kyiv Cossacks, 8-3, at Kyiv Grounds. St. Louis catcher David Funk had a superb performance. He hit 2 home runs. He drove in 4 runs and scored twice. Landon Paulick, summoned from the bullpen, notched his 2nd save.

Brian Cifelli helped his team jump on top from the get-go. His first time up in the top of the first, he cranked a 2-run single to give St. Louis a 2-0 lead.

"It doesn't matter if you're 10 games over .500 or 10 games under, it feels good to win," Funk told the St. Louis Herald.

Kyiv is 14-12 after the loss.
ST. LOUIS BATTING LINESCORE KYIV BATTING LINESCORE
Player AB R H RBI BB K LOB AVG HR RBI
A. Salgado CF 5 1 2 1 0 1 0 .339 2 14
A. Garcia 2B 4 0 1 0 0 2 1 .318 7 18
   a-R. Reis LF 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 .341 2 7
D. Sims LF 3 1 0 0 1 1 1 .284 3 7
   b-J. Rodriguez 2B 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .345 1 5
B. Cifelli 1B 4 0 1 2 0 0 1 .260 9 25
   c-M. Mercado 3B 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .364 0 3
J. Mercado DH 3 0 0 0 1 2 1 .182 1 5
J. Stanton 3B, 1B 4 0 0 0 0 2 3 .298 1 13
M. Nevarez RF 2 3 1 0 2 1 0 .200 0 0
A. Pimentel SS 4 1 1 1 0 2 2 .341 1 12
D. Funk C 3 2 2 4 0 0 0 .210 6 16
Totals 33 8 8 8 4 11 9      
a - R. Reis substituted for A. Garcia in the 8th
b - J. Rodriguez substituted for D. Sims in the 8th
c - M. Mercado substituted for B. Cifelli in the 8th

BATTING
Doubles: A. Pimentel (9, 5th Inning off Z. DeShields, 1 on, 0 outs) , M. Nevarez (1, 5th Inning off Z. DeShields, 0 on, 0 outs) , A. Garcia (6, 8th Inning off T. Peterson, 0 on, 0 outs)
Home Runs: D. Funk 2 (6, 7th Inning off T. Peterson, 1 on, 2 outs; 9th Inning off M. Namie, 1 on, 1 out)
Total Bases: A. Salgado 2 , A. Garcia 2 , B. Cifelli , M. Nevarez 2 , A. Pimentel 2 , D. Funk 8
2-out RBI: D. Funk
Runners left in scoring position, 2 outs: , J. Stanton 2
Sac Bunt: D. Funk
Team LOB: 3

BASERUNNING
SB: A. Salgado (5) , D. Sims (3) , M. Nevarez (1)
CS: A. Salgado (4)
Player AB R H RBI BB K LOB AVG HR RBI
K. William 1B, 2B 5 0 1 0 0 1 2 .242 4 13
M. Bitzer LF 4 1 2 0 0 1 1 .231 1 4
J. Gillespie 3B 3 0 0 0 1 0 2 .294 5 17
C. Nicotra DH 4 1 1 1 0 0 2 .224 7 19
R. Garcia CF 3 1 0 0 1 2 2 .277 10 27
N. Abitia 2B 3 0 1 1 0 0 0 .227 1 5
   a-W. Melnick PH, 1B 1 0 0 0 0 0 2 .366 8 14
S. Lucot RF 4 0 1 1 0 1 0 .281 2 12
A. Salinas SS 4 0 2 0 0 2 2 .250 0 0
J. Hernandez C 4 0 0 0 0 2 2 .220 2 10
Totals 35 3 8 3 2 9 15      
a - W. Melnick pinch hit for N. Abitia in the 8th

BATTING
Doubles: M. Bitzer 2 (8, 4th Inning off C. Moore, 0 on, 1 out; 8th Inning off C. Moore, 0 on, 0 outs) , C. Nicotra (5, 4th Inning off C. Moore, 1 on, 2 outs) , A. Salinas (1, 9th Inning off L. Paulick, 0 on, 1 out)
Total Bases: K. William , M. Bitzer 4 , C. Nicotra 2 , N. Abitia , S. Lucot , A. Salinas 3
2-out RBI: C. Nicotra , N. Abitia , S. Lucot
Runners left in scoring position, 2 outs: , K. William 2 , J. Gillespie , W. Melnick , A. Salinas
Team LOB: 7

BASERUNNING
SB: A. Salinas (1)
ST. LOUIS PITCHING LINESCORE KYIV PITCHING LINESCORE
Player IP H R ER BB K HR PI ERA   
C. Moore W (1-0) 7.0 7 3 3 1 8 0 107 3.86   
L. Paulick SV (2) 2.0 1 0 0 1 1 0 25 2.70   
PITCHING
Game Score: C. Moore 58
Batters Faced: C. Moore 29, L. Paulick 8
Ground Outs - Fly Outs: C. Moore 3-10, L. Paulick 1-4
Pitches - Strikes: C. Moore 107-77, L. Paulick 25-17
Inherited Runners - Scored: L. Paulick 1-0
Player IP H R ER BB K HR PI ERA   
Z. DeShields L (0-4) 6.1 5 5 5 2 7 0 110 6.29   
T. Peterson 2.0 2 2 2 2 4 1 45 3.00   
M. Namie 0.2 1 1 1 0 0 1 10 5.40   
PITCHING
Game Score: Z. DeShields 48
Batters Faced: Z. DeShields 25, T. Peterson 10, M. Namie 3
Ground Outs - Fly Outs: Z. DeShields 7-4, T. Peterson 1-1, M. Namie 1-1
Pitches - Strikes: Z. DeShields 110-68, T. Peterson 45-26, M. Namie 10-6
Inherited Runners - Scored: T. Peterson 1-1 , M. Namie 1-1
GAME NOTES
Player of the Game: David Funk
Ballpark: Kyiv Grounds
Start Time: 7:05 PM EET
Time: 3:22
Attendance: 30648
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